It won’t come as a surprise that Donald Trump is a robot.
Technicians created a robot in the likeness of Trump but it soon started malfunctioning and going out of control.
A fuse in the Trumpbot fizzled and it started spewing incoherent statements, like Kamala Harris’ rallies were fake, and if he was elected Christians would never have to vote again. When the robot said that immigrants were eating peoples’ pets, it was time to pull the plug.
So in October, weeks before the election, the bot will be unplugged. They will announce that Trump decided to go into the basement of Mar-a-Lago to wait it out. The fact he’ll never come out is a problem, but they’ll deal with it later.
It will be an end to an elaborate hoax going back for years. A fake family was used, billionaire credentials put in place. It almost passed as a real person.
But being impeached twice, getting 34 felonies, and saying that injecting bleach would cure COVID, was way beyond human behavior. It was time to go.
The creators of the Trumpbot will store it in a wooden crate in Langley, Virginia. The exact location is top secret.
The metallic hulk resembling Donald Trump will forever be slumped over inside a box. The fake orange-colored hair will be removed, and the tiny rubber hands will be kept in a miniature file cabinet. The plastic brain will be recycled.
There were fears that crazed MAGA fanatics would steal the robot and keep it somewhere in the mountains of Montana to be worshiped.
How the presidential election will go is predictable. With the fake Trump gone it will be JD Vance, a simple-minded Republican, going against Kamala Harris.
It will be a landslide for Harris and she will become the first woman president.
Without their fake leader, Republicans and the Trump-controlled Supreme Court will be discredited and confused. Democrats will take over Congress.
The mechanical Trump was created to test behavior in the general public. The idea was that an obnoxious person with hateful, racist words running for president would attract Conservatives in the lower I.Q. level. They were right.
There weren’t many Oxford Scholars in the crowd that stormed the capitol on January 6. There were buffalo horns, people waving nooses and baseball bats.
The study confirmed that people who support Donald Trump have an unhealthy need to be controlled by an overbearing father figure or dictator.
They also take on ape-like behavior mimicking the head ape, putting down anyone outside the group.
The fact that millions of Americans have this affliction is disturbing. There is counseling available for those suffering from the malady of Trumpitis.
Now it’s over, the robot will be collecting dust in a warehouse somewhere. We pray it is never reactivated to wreak havoc on our country ever again.
Dennis Gregory writes a bi-monthly column for West Hawaii Today and welcomes your comments at makewavess@yahoo.com