Kamala Harris running for president, what’s gonna happen now?
Right off, Trump will dig up so much dirt on her you’re going to need a steamshovel to watch the TV news.
He said she is “an evil, left wing lunatic, a radical that will destroy the country.” Next she’ll be the lovechild of a zombie or a terrorist who snuck across the Texas border. He’ll say she’s a call girl from Las Vegas, who beats her dog and panhandles in front of Walmart. Get ready for the mud.
Actually she was born in Oakland, California. Her dad was from Jamaica and her mom from India. Both are super smart professors. Kamala got her brains from her parents, and her spunk growing up in Oakland. She’s a feisty one.
Thank God she showed up to save us from the rematch of the doddering duo.
The presidential race was the battle of the geriatrics, Joe Biden stumbling along and Trump lumbering along. It looked like a food fight at Leisure World. Joe Biden proving he could wheeze the loudest, and Trump showing he could lie the loudest.
President Biden was just fine until a few squawking chickens got him to quit.
But the race was set to be a mud-slinging battle between two old timers. They were going to come at each other in their walkers, the one who didn’t fall over would be the president. The loser would be wheeled away to the old folks home.
Both candidates were 3 to 4 times older than young voters. For the 18 to 20 year olds it would be like voting for their great grandfather.
Then like a fresh breeze from Heaven, like an angel swooping down to save us, Kamala Harris showed up and we all breathed a sigh of relief.
Her poll numbers are higher than Trump’s. A Reuters poll had Harris at 54% and Trump at 49%. The latest poll has her at 43% approval, while Trump only has 36%.
If some egomaniac like Bernie Sanders or Robert F. Kennedy Jr. doesn’t split the vote, she just might win. Trump is scared, facing someone who can beat him.
Kamala is beautiful and bold, confident and smart, with a smile that could melt granite stone. She’s for womens’ rights, voting rights and helping the poor and middle class — all the rights Trump Vader and the dark side want to take away.
Looks like a Kamala Harris win is a sure thing.That’s because Taylor Swift is for Kamala and her billion fans will all vote for Harris. It will be a landslide.
When you decide who to vote for, you have to ask yourself one question. Who do you want to look at for the next 4 years, a scowling old windbag with orange hair, or a nice-looking, intelligent woman ? Not a hard choice.
Kamala is the Indian word for Lotus flower, a flower that grows out of the mud, which is exactly what she is.
In this election the choice is clear. Who will you vote for, the devil or angel?
Dennis Gregory writes a bi-monthly column for West Hawaii Today and welcomes your comments at makewavess@yahoo.com.
