The Olympics opening ceremony was a bizarre fever dream that lost the plot, confused viewers, and then nailed the landing

A view of the Eiffel Tower during the opening ceremony for the Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Games Friday in Paris, France. (PA Photos/Abaca Press/TNS)

A light show takes place as the Olympic Rings on the Eiffel Tower are illuminated during the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 Friday at Place du Trocadero on in Paris. (Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images/TNS)

The Olympics opening ceremony had a lot going on — and viewers in the early going were confused.