How many boxes do you have full of Christmas decorations? You soon will be carting them out of the storage area and saying, “Are we really going to decorate this much this year?“ like you have done for the past how many years and loved every one of them!
So, first joke old, but great: The Supreme Court ruled against having a nativity scene in Washington D.C. This wasn’t for religious reasons. They just couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin!
All of you older folks will remember the great comedian and film star Groucho Marx. Well, here are some of his very best LOLs: I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into another room and read a book! … Marriage is a wonderful institution! But who wants to live in an institution? … I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member! … When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ”Wow, that was really fun!” … The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made! (Don’t take that last one seriously!)
Howze about a few more shorties? When women get to a certain age, they start accumulating cats! This is known as the “many paws.” No, I don’t need anger management! Just stop p***ing me off! … Some days the supply of curse words is insufficient to meet my needs! … and the greatest: Save the earth! It’s the only planet with chocolate!
A new employee is talking to his fellow employees in the coffee room. He is a health fanatic and responds to some remark about the new standing desks in the office. He says to the group, “A standing desk is not a substitute for exercise! Let’s tell the boss to buy us gym memberships!” Yep, LOL!
Now to close with a few jokes, dedicated to my sweet Momi dog. Question: If a dog lost its tail, where would it get another one? Answer: At the retail store, naturally! … Mark: “What is the name of your dog?” Bill: “Ginger.” Mark: “Goes Ginger bite?” Bill: “No, but Ginger snaps!” … Bill: “Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb, ”A barking dog never bites!” Mark: ”Yes, you know the proverb, and I know the proverb, but does your dog know the proverb?!”
You may be wondering why this last doggie bit was dedicated to Momi. She was our beloved, sweet 12-year- old MinPin who died a couple days ago. I am sure many of you have said farewell to the dearest pets ever. Momi, as are so many dogs, was a precious tail-wagging, butt-wiggling, smiling friend who touched our heart in a very special way. Yes, she wanted me to send your laughter therapy today!
Be well … a hui hou.
